You know what makes women equal problems: chick flic moments, yes, chick flic moments. I hate, hate, HATE chick flic moments. You know guy meets girl, guy swoons girl, guy fucks up, girl hates guy, guy kisses ass, girl kisses guy. Those cliche moments in life. Do those even happen in real life anymore?
moments in history that have screwed women's minds:
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "hello."
No! No! No! That ish does not happen!
Pretty Woman (1990)
"I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna let me go."
You cannot turn a ho into a housewife, point blank period.
Erica, you are a woman to love.
Mothers and daughters cannot pass around men and exchange boyfriends and find love. That does not happen, no.
Brown Sugar (2002)
Simplicity provides a fine line between elegance and plainness.
Dude was in the friend zone and then got Lebron James-esque hops and just jumped ship. That never happens. Females don't date their best friends successfully. Don't lie to me Sanaa Lathan.
What Women Want (2000)
If you know what women want, you can rule!
He did yoga, shaved, had a good relationship with his teenage daughter AND knew the fine points of women. Mel Gibson screwed with the head of every woman in this movie. Women don't get your hopes up.
Honorable Mention: Every Tyler Perry Movie
- Diary of a Mad Black Woman
- Madea's Family Reunion
- Daddy's Little Girls
- Why Did I Get Married?
- The Family That Preys
- Madea Goes To Jail
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Ditto Daphne
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